[Two thoughts come to mind - ignoring him being the first and most tempting. The second is to comment about how they aren't playing house and ignore any additional commentary by blocking him for his foreseeable shopping experience. He tried to make peace by giving him a choice.
He settles on a third after a few minutes of staring at the illuminated watch on his arm.]
You're sorely mistaken if you think I'm about to list off every item in this store. I don't need you to cook for me. I'm fine with what I'm purchasing.
[A photo of a store aisle comes through - an assortment of weird items on either side, mostly canned soup and tv dinners. Other random items are littered in between.]
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He settles on a third after a few minutes of staring at the illuminated watch on his arm.]
You're sorely mistaken if you think I'm about to list off every item in this store. I don't need you to cook for me. I'm fine with what I'm purchasing.
[A photo of a store aisle comes through - an assortment of weird items on either side, mostly canned soup and tv dinners. Other random items are littered in between.]
These are your choices.